Episode Guide
1. Ghouls & Television
Written by Nicolai P. Stecher
“Your face looks like an Italian Hedgehog’s foot”
With nothing to watch on telly, and the rent being very much unpaid, Gary Simmonds and Jeff Lane decide to make a TV show about their search for answers. In their quest they meet an irascible Vampyre from Estonia and a religious Ghost in search of a liver.
2. Contract to Hell
Written by Nicolai P. Stecher
“A board of inquiry with the toaster?
From the depths of deep space come the Hoover-Men, bent on taking over the Earth, or at least a small portion of Thornbury. Meanwhile, frustrated with the limits to his hat collection, Jeff attracts the attention of Mephistopheles, aka the Devil.
3. Semantics & Hobos
Written by Reuben van Bemmel
“The Iranian soup died of starvation”
Gary has found a new pastime, cooking, and with his new blender he can finally put his skills to the test. However, before he can do so, he meets a strange hobo who diagnoses him with a rare semantic disease that dictates Gary’s identity.
4. The Power of the Afro
Written by Nicolai P. Stecher
“Is this what Venezuela looks like? All dark and gloomy and indoors?”
Jeff and Gary decide to go on a holiday to Venezuela. However, Jeff crashes the helicopter in the lair of a mad scientist, who is conducting strange experiments involving afros.
5. Financial Strife
Written by Reuben van Bemmel
“Nissan might be as dodgy as a flying Jam Tart, but he’ll get you a good deal”
Gary goes to see his accountant, Ulo von Oberon and receives some bad news. He is going to go bankrupt. Ulo comes up with only one realistic option, sell Jeff.
6. The Deep Dark Doom of the Cellar
Written by Nicolai P. Stecher & Reuben van Bemmel
“It’s like Broadmeadows in here”
Gary is bored with his boring life, so Jeff suggests they clean up the cellar to pass the time. However, when Jeff accidentally locks them in, Gary must fend off madness, claustrophobia and the strange things that lurk in the cellar.
December 5, 2007 at 1:56 am
Hello. I like your episode guide very very muchi.
January 5, 2008 at 9:51 am
Terrific. Please provide more feedback as the show develops.